Wallace University Red Files – Boone Clemens (2015)

Boone

Boone Clemens (2015)

Cause of Death: Theatrics

Closeted homosexual, golf enthusiast and best friend to Chad Radwell, Boone’s “corpse” was discovered laid out on the dining room table like Jesus at the crucifixion, his throat presumably slashed. Though services were held Boone was miraculously resurrected like in another bible story and is apparently cooperating with the red devil.

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