Wallace University Red Files – Aaron Cowen a.k.a. Coney (2015)

Coney

 

Aaron Cowen a.k.a. Coney (2015)

Cause of Death:ChainSaw

Aaron was a nobody essentially, that is until he was promoted to Ice Cream Cone mascot a gig he earned because the red devil mascot was being used as a menacing reminder of the serial murders happening around campus. He too met his end at the hands of Wallace University’s true mascot and the red devil dispensed of his replacement by crunching Coney’s cone.

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