AHS Season 7 is back!!! Just in time to endure our very scary reality of Donald Trump as president. Even Ryan Murphy saw the horror in this storyline.
Ally (Sarah Paulson) and Ivy (Alison Pill) are a same sex married couple watching the results at at neighbors house. Highstrung Ally has a series of phobias that the election results exacerbate.
A fear of clowns (coulrophobia), Fear of Blood (hemophobia), Fear of holes or porous surfaces (Trypophobia) and enclosed spaces (claustrophobia).
All of which we’ll all see at nausium in each episode. Starting with a comic book of Twisty the killer clown, which shows both blood and a clown.
A few melt downs later and Ally is seeing her shrink again.
In some other part of town Kai (Evan Peters), a blue haired basement dweller
who obviously voted for Trump is celebrating via cheesepuff facial and comb-over. There we see Chanel#3… I mean, Winter (Billie Lourd) sulking over the results. She dropped out of Vassar to help Hill win and all she got was a cheesepuff stained comforter as her brother gloated over his victory.
After a weird pinky promise in which he asks some questions a brother shouldn’t be asking his sister. He goes to take his insanity out on the world. She goes to get a job as a baby sitter. (Would you let her watch your kids?)
As suspected though she passed the interview she shows Ozzie snuff films and takes him towards danger when it arises.
Kai is really into fluids tossing coffee on Ally and Ivy and a pee filled condom on some migrant workers who kick his butt. Unfortunately it was a set-up.
Ozzie is left with creepy Winter, while Ally and Ivy taste the menu for their restaurant. Some clowns pull up in an ice cream truck and murder the Chens, Clockwork Orange style. Winter suggests they check it out and Ozzie sees everything.
Ally’s hallucinations about clowns and bloody krumpets ends dinner early. When Oz tells his mom’s what happens Winter says he dreamed it and gives them a copy of the Twisty comic.
But the Chens were murdered and something very bad is about to happen. I can’t wait!
What did you think of the Season 7 premiere?